mike preston lives

May 28, 2009 at 3:32pm
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relax buddy, it’s just spelling.

relax buddy, it’s just spelling.

May 6, 2009 at 2:53pm
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Be still my heart. No, seriously, it isn’t beating.

Be still my heart. No, seriously, it isn’t beating.

April 21, 2009 at 10:18am
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here’s a little proof that whenever you have a good idea, no matter how brilliant you think it is, there will always be someone, somewhere in the world who thought of it first.

here’s a little proof that whenever you have a good idea, no matter how brilliant you think it is, there will always be someone, somewhere in the world who thought of it first.

April 6, 2009 at 1:32pm
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way to go, america.

way to go, america.

April 2, 2009 at 2:20pm
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it’s getting warm out, i can tell because i’m getting my annual cravings to lick sergeant slaughter.

it’s getting warm out, i can tell because i’m getting my annual cravings to lick sergeant slaughter.

March 18, 2009 at 11:40pm
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man. saturday night was craaazy.

man. saturday night was craaazy.

March 16, 2009 at 5:35pm
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fashion is so fucking stupid.

fashion is so fucking stupid.

3:31pm
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i love it when the synopsis of a movie contains things that never actually happened.
“In his final battle, Randy bodyslams Andre the Giant to a sold out Silverdome, thus saving the life of Ravishing Rick Rude.” 

i love it when the synopsis of a movie contains things that never actually happened.

“In his final battle, Randy bodyslams Andre the Giant to a sold out Silverdome, thus saving the life of Ravishing Rick Rude.” 

March 11, 2009 at 9:25am
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I MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.

I MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.

March 8, 2009 at 10:29pm
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i associate snacking with removing a woman’s uterus so, yes, i will make an appointment. 
also, bonus points for creating a word that contains both “hunger” and “rectum” (it’s misspelled but don’t front, it says it.)

i associate snacking with removing a woman’s uterus so, yes, i will make an appointment. 

also, bonus points for creating a word that contains both “hunger” and “rectum” (it’s misspelled but don’t front, it says it.)